Part 3

Eye's parents decided to go back to Korea when he was 25. He still did not have a job, and he still loved partying. His parents departure brought him sorrow, but he also started to wander about their enormous Russian property asset. Thanks to his parent's hard working, he could live a luxurious life so far in Russia. However, he started to wander what he will do without their direct financial support. His parents could send him money monthly, but he doubted that they would realizing his age.

One day before his parent's departure, Eye was partying with his friends in a club. At that moment he got a call from a lawyer that his parents had already ride the plane for Korea, and he received all their Russian property. However, he had to sign some documents quickly in order to inherit all their property. Otherwise it would become a donation under his name to different charities.

Eye hurried and get out of the club.

Eye looked for his pencil, but he could not find it. He searched all the club, and he traced all his rout, but he could not find his pencil.

He could not sign those documents without that pencil. He felt unless he sing with those pencil, some thing bad would happen to him.

So he hesitated to sign the document.

He could not remember where he placed the pencil, and he started to be angry.

It was just an expensive wooden pencil, but without it he could not sign any documents.

That is how he had been living, and he became so nervous.

The lawyer called him again, and urged him to come right now.

Without the pencil, he went to the lawyer.

Surprisingly, the lawyer had the exact same pencil. It was not his, but it was the same pencil.

He said he would sign those documents with his pencil, and the lawyer did not say anything.

Thus he signed those documents with lawyer's pencil, and he was glad.

After that moment, he did not care about his pencil anymore.

He did not worried about the pencil any further.

Part 2

Eye has a mechanical pencil that he carries around all the time. It is wooden mechanical pencil that he bought when he was a sophomore in high school. It is a very valuable pencil; it cost him about 80 dollar at the time. However, it is still his favorite pencil, and he lives with it. He always studied with the mechanical pencil, and without it he cannot focus.

Once he lost it, but he literally search the whole Russia to find the pencil. He had never lose since, and now he cannot even buy the same pencil because they don't produce it any more.

The pencil has always been an integral part of him. Every important pencil requiring job has to be done with that particular pencil.

Eye is currently writing resumes and is dying to get a job. He signs everything with his precious pencil, and he writes everything, besides the computer required work, in that wooden mechanical pencil.

Character

Name: Eye Yahanoa Nim

Eye Yahanoa is a Korean Russian. He is Korean but is born and raised in Russia.
Eye is twenty five years old, and he just got out of college.
He can speak Korean and German fluently, but he speak better Russian.
He has been always popular among his friends, and he loves being with his friends.
However, he does not have a job. Nobody wants to hire him.
He is medium height, and is a good looking man.
Most of his friends call him as a womanizer.

The Library

In the library you cannot talk,

otherwise the world will end.

In the library you cannot whisper,

but you can when you are nice to the librarian.

In the library you cannot answer questions,

because it is a place for individual study ONLY.

If you have one question

go to the student commons.

But you might have to study on the floor.

Oh I forgot to tell you,

Make sure to check your e-mail every time after you have been to the library.

You might have received a demerit.

That's right you would not know if you have received it or not until that e-mail.

But do not go ask why you received a demerit

because that is disrespectful. That is a big no no.

Do not argue because she will send you to the police officer.

Oh,

watch out for the small eye students.

Because they are major violators of the library.

They are not the only one, but they are the most CONSISTENT violators.

So WATCH OUT.

Everybody knows library should be a quiet place.

But we are just high schoolers.

It is not the rule that makes us angry,

But I will not say anything more

I will not fight anymore

because adults are always right.

Because "she" is always right.

I am not targeting anybody.

Don't think it is about you.

It is not about any librarian.

But

I am just doing something what "she" did to students.

The call to the police officer and make him think I am a major criminal.

I think this is the same thing.

Once again,

I am probably wrong

because I am just a student.

But I am glad I live in a world where just is alive.

Where I can be herd.

While "she" accuse me to "them",

"they" listened to me, and "they" agreed to me.

So maybe,

maybe.... I am right.

But don't get me wrong,

I will love to work and talk with you.

And I am sorry if your personal feelings were hurt

Understand this is just a satire.

Sung's Love Letter

Tatiana

My Little Tatiana, how lovely your letter is

Your love, your feeling, and you are altogether too beautiful.

Probably more beautiful than Juliet.

Your love have touched my feeling and your letter made me feel like a real man.

I , like you, have not forgotten the moments.

The moments that we saw that we talk that we enjoyed.

It was the best moment

The sweetest moment.

I have always dreamed the love.

I always dreamed about the woman whom I will love forever.

Whom I will be happy by just walking around the park.

Whom I will be happy by just looking at her. By just listening to her voice.

Tatiana,

Tatiana,

but I am not ready yet.

I am not ready for such luxury.

Love can be only achieved when both of us are ready.

Yet we both are far from being ready.

Tatiana,

My beautiful and young Tatiana

I can imagine your feeling but the love you have is incomplete.

The feeling you have right now shall pass,

shall pass as if had not happen.

As much I hope it does not happen,

I am so afraid that it will.

Your purity cannot be violated.

It cannot be violated by someone like me.

You are too pure

too young

too beautiful.

But

Hold your crystal

Hold your diamond

Hide your shine

and when we are both ready

When we know

let me receive yours.

Till than,

I love you

.

Tatiana's Extreme Letter

Tatiana's letter to Onegin, one of the most popular poem in Russia, contains several extremes, or hyperboles.

It is basically a love letter that discuss her unstoppable feeling toward Onegin.

In the second stanza, she says, "To say a few words, and then, and then, To think, and think, and think again. All day, all night, until the next meeting." Tatiana discuss how she felt in love instantly, and now she is discussing how she cannot get over Onegin.

Then she even blames him that he came to see her.

She goes on the poem by saying that she will not love anybody but him.

She says, "Is there to whom I'd give my heart."

She even says, "That is heaven's will - that I am yours... You were sent by heaven of that I'm sure."

She is writing this poem in a level that they cannot not be together.

She then says at last, "But your honour is my guarantee And to that I entrust my destiny."

She is even using a word like destiny to express her feeling.

The planet with a high school senior

The little prince arrived in to the number 5432123 planet. In the planet, he saw a high schoool senior who are writing college applications. He was sitting on his desk with his laptop, writting his applicatoin.
The little prince asked, "What are you doing?" He replied "writing college applications, and I am very nervous about this!"
"Why are you nervous?"
"Because I need to get in to a college! I need to make this application perfect! I revised my essay 98492324132445876 time, and I am keep adding my extraciruclar activities as I go along!"
"When is the deadline?"
"Deadline? I am not sure, but I do need to make my application perfect."
"What do you want to be? Why do you want to go to college?"
"Who knows, I can just change my major if I want to after I go to the college of my choice. I just need to get in to that college because everybody will admire me. "
"Everybody? I thought you were the only one in this planet?"
"There might be more in the future."
The little prince was confused. It was a beautiful planet with lots of fun things to do, and he was just sitting down in his desk writing college applications."

"I hope the deadline has not passed yet, and good luck!"
The little prince said his last word to him, and he went away.